Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't 

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't focuses on providing education and insight regarding the diversity, evolution and ecology of Earth's plant life to all who are interested in exploring and better understanding it, all with a slice of smart-assed social commentary and reflections on the (hilariously) depressing nature of modern society's hamster-wheel and epic Race-to-Nowhere. CPBBD's main focus is on the evolution of plant lineages (systematics), evolution and ecology while utilizing art, educational videos and podcasts as channeled through the ugly mug of a loud and obnoxious Chicago Italian.

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This tier prioritizes any questions you might have (and ensures you a direct response) related to plant identification, taxonomy, plant physiology, advice on lawn-killing, cultivation &amp; horticulture, and specific stories and experiences that have occurred in the field. Despite being generally busy as hell I will always respond to messages and posts from this tier level. I appreciate the hell out of your support. You can format your messages to me via post or DM here on patron or better yet via email to crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt@gmail.com (just mention you're at the $10 tier)

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